Ukrainian girls are crazy! I knew one Muscovite, she would never do such a thing! – finalist in “Innovations in Ukrainian”

Published work “La del Inferno” the finalists of the contest “Innovations in Ukrainian” Olga Litvinova. The author was born in 1987. Working music Director. Has experience of working abroad. This is her first publication.

Lives in the urban-type village markivka in the Luhansk region.

Full text:

‒ Pani at bomer?

Zapitannya sounded wclimit notes, menace privman, shte bilshe sanerivi from the camp mrulist.

‒ Bomer.

Menace do to susanoo settlement. Ale W hi – TSE vzhe ukranska-Polsky cordon. Dali – Єvropa and Sodom mene Ceca Great Britain.

Neatly pdstlen of gazoni, Quoc klumbi, Minturn cotec – nache zanadto realstic decorat theatre migoto cravedi for vcna bus. Bulo curiously, then tak Chi air, Chi tak sama W sun, Yak in Ukraine? From weather Bula zvicinou for me, urgency Ukraine. Ale zlkviti order, mayzhe lorrena sterility was nagavali navti of ACIS sum. Chi , here is the meeting place for diva and Chi all strictly for raskladom? And however, podyvimos! So I resocialise my first journey Propou – my starovinna.

Morski port Tlber sustr us sun weather. Vabulas Borgata on turistichni Morski liner – less checalo znayomstvo s crusnik bsaam. Englisch host took place on Board the ship rostellatus. Zdeblick TSE Boule LTN people stink Zaluski fleeced Kruse for their dochenku for Podoroga. Otozh-Bo, and them iz meni need to spend two month. Vpershe I saw, schob people pokhilo VCU permitted sobi so nalogovaia Getty. Mabuchi, we vaiko of Wapiti sobi including their, Ukrainian pensonic.

For be called a few more days – Spana, Krajina koridi Gaucho passion. Boulter, Canartic ostrove, Areste, Las Palmas us – I of pasageri, and members Cau nearplace ceceli sonaco Spanu, Espana – Yak Nino nazivajut his batkivschinu ” hromadyany.

Raptor zvonok.

‒ Olga, Jonathan sage for thee tomorrow about odinnadcati!

‒ Strivi! Mi W as not doublelist! I s it not znajoma! I’m not valodu spansky!

‒ Nichogo! He say angliskoy, VI porosomes!

‒ TA ti Hoch the s it sostres?

‒ Pokey scho no. Ale vzhe Dovgy splavs have feisbuc.

‒ TSE just boils!

‒ Hi. T. W you know, I’m not Nikoli pdweb!

‒ I know. Good. Chekatilo Jonathan.

Ibiza Tenerife resuce natural cocktail so sobi Sumish Venezuela, Mexico that Span s easy arabskim colour of the sea just Khaskovo sin, prozor I vodnochas m Yak, oksamytova… Vulcans Gori scho to VISOCALL above the beach, brigaut sway nepristupny… Sprawd Ibiza vcno spring… Diagnose legenka Sukhenko, I viburcol ashore. There is less vzhe ceceli – high, cornaby Molody of people at tourist Odas pdiow to me.

‒ From Ukraine, Olga. I Am Jonathan. – privtate spanesi angliskoy.

‒ From Ukraine, Jonathan. Glad to znayomstvo! Meni Ana bagato rospoli about you.

Radium znayomstvo!

I suspicous – mo anglisko clcom vistacare. I then forward, towards Kiev citizens ‘ prigodom! Z port mi Sisli to Pjanoo parkng that further vyruchili on the car. Misto Santa Cruz de Tenerife sustra us dosem, that Shvidko scenesa. Devel annualize. Cafe Arabic courtyard living room doinyo apartment is in good condition for vsih Podorozh – smus the Chia-fresco – riska of nasoloda! Marokkansk patterns on persikova steel, Davalos, vigrali chornie Bliscom. Wounds perehodim the day. The tables Bulo porono. TSE was shorted vdott nerealnost, mstitel… Wounds, smus in the Arabic courtyard, prokholod ekzotichen and plants – scho shte need?..

Troch with Sodom mi visli on Centralno will ploso. Nesen sounds brasili my heart I miy ear.

‒ Shcho TSE, Jonathan?

‒ TSE gra, sampogna. Goin grayti on ethnic instrumentah.

Peredati nemozhlyvo… Melody, duzhe similar to the voice of flate, but not a flute. Mi pdilli Bleiche two predstavnici Plamen going vigonovo melt on sampogna the drums. Mene wanjala MOV. I good rosumos on music. All carvist pentatone!.. Vitonen, perelivy splu… At the moment salosa scho Siwa davnine povala help our defenders padiham us. Dagnan muzikanti Ter Boule from svoa authentic style. H surrounded already chemali natit. People salesale money. I Ter versile hocheTsTsa the music. , VSI sluhay, sluhay, sluhay… Next one Zaspa…

‒ Jonathan, friend of miy, about scho, scho VIN Spa about?

‒ VIN Spa about life, “tak scho zhittya – TSE Chi dynsty sleep?” TSE is not spanska mova and one iz msavi delectu. I troch Rozum Yogo.

‒ Divine! Let’s lysemose posluhat!

‒ Good, if ti so you want.

Mi lisalisa. The melody is Agartala s head to p Yat, slotala codes from the sky, krajkoma sapote something sweet from samsika heart… I stood utrativshie vdott hour vdott realnost…

…I prishla to the challenges only then, if vdzvsy gluchy Toot my paraplane…

‒ Tvy., Olga!

‒ Shcho!?!?!?!!

‒ Tobi claims naslovnata.!

Lastly I zrozumia… God!.. Shock. Fear. Stress. Panca… My starovinna! Moï way! What happened? Ale vdci Shvidko vaposteam me – uratowali zwicka an all over potrebne always W him. TSE Bula my first journey across the border. I samsika on spanskom Ostrov. Szalenstwo aces!

Jonathan divisa mene mg I don’t understand, what happened. Raptor he just sidasa shom.

‒ Ukrainian divchata boils! Tell me I’m snasa s odnu Muscovite – won b Nikoli not sailasa to take!

Well, well, John, Ukrayinki Salen prestrain, Mabuchi, not GRS for your garaci spanskih Krasny.

Don’t know, ‘ I od chogo, ale meni was Spokane. Yak bi not Bulo. Angliskoy I volodju. A document may. Biometryczne passport duzhe at once goreczny, goreczny Yak Nikoli. Zalishilosya, pogoditi situation s cervista starovinna. Curiously enough, but all vladeasa – meni unable the way potestatem pranca Museum, pomonia Gda. Of course, John dopag. Starovinna vrahuvati. The I vzhe if I accuval on sviy flight at the airport, John gave meni small packanack:

‒ Trimi. TSE, sampogna. Hi VIN always Nagato Tobi about sonyachniy Tenerife.

‒ Thank you! Thank you, miy expensive friend!

I mcno Yogo hug – I am so Bula yomu vdiachna!

… Asagiri was zainali svoï msca. As vdeos from the earth – La del Inferno all more dalava od mene, a I od Demba…

Hour Nevena Plenum. Vzhe not once meni dovodilos far podorozhali, but if I smell just the phrase “Pani on bomer?”, I Usmas. TL phrase now zvuciti for me, Nemov saponina Musica, sampogna – now I’m a Director so don ” Zhyttia, no I nhto not obogu me.

I by the way, now I grew on flat.

Another novel finalists can be read here.

In the competition “a short story in Ukrainian,” won work “Footprint” of 36-year-old writer Ilya Yulia from Kharkov. She receives a reward of 5 thousand hryvnias. The contest this year, sent 71 novel. Theme of his works was free, but a symbolic slogan – “Bezviz”. That is, the action in novels should touch on visa-free regime between Ukraine and the European Union, to occur in the EU or be unrelated to them.

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